December 2009
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May 2009
5 posts
The next time a sandwich says "why don't you put... →
April 2009
17 posts
Another blow to Coleman, another blow to my... →
As you may know, if Coleman wins the MN Senatorial election, then I come in first place in the Columbia poli sci election pool and win about $250. If he loses, then I come in third place…again…and win nothing but an almost filibuster-proof Dem majority. Appeal!
Wait for it. →
Click on this Dutch department store website and wait. It’s worth it.
Obama Fried Chicken? Please. →
Even Al Sharpton can’t convince the owner of Obama Fried Chicken to change its name. (Maybe because his proposed alternative, Popular Fried Chicken, is so completely lame.) The article misses the key angle though. We all know that a guy who takes his campaign trail pancakes to go probably doesn’t eat fried chicken.
That's why they killed him off with no... →
Indian Zack Braff Kal Penn to join White House staff.
Nothing is more fun to say... →
than, “I know she’s seducing my man with her chicken tetrazzini!”
So much for independence of irrelevant... →
Adding salad to a menu makes people more likely to order fries than they otherwise would. Someone call Daniel Kahneman.
Damian Finch, wunderkind designer →
Don’t tell me you wouldn’t have fallen for this awesome April Fool’s joke, what with all the real-life child pundits and food critics running around. When did everyone forget that it takes time to cultivate intellect and taste?
I have a tumblr.
And so it goes.